Saturday, April 28, 2007
1977 APRIL 4TH WEEK
Close but safe.Guess who?
COMING SOON. SIGNMAN PRODUCE AND SHRUBS PLUS FLOWERS.
RULES OF THE SOUTH
3. The red dirt -- it's called clay. Red clay. If you like the color, don't wash your car for a couple weeks -- it'll be permanent.
NOTES ABOUT GEORGIA
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in GEORGIA plus a couple no one's seen before.
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEKEND:
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then, she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little girl broke the silence, "I think I'd throw up."