Tomorrow (Thursday) is the National Day of Prayer, and the Sign Man is proclaiming on both sides of The Sign Wednesday and Thursday.
NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. 12 NOON MAY 3RD. AT THE GAZEBO. COME JOIN US.
PRAY FOR OUR NATION AT HIGH NOON THURSDAY MAY 3RD DOWNTOWN.
RULES OF THE SOUTH
5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a flathead breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those little 13-inch trout you fish for -- bait.
NOTES ABOUT GEORGIA
5. Onced and twiced are words.
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"
One child blurted out, "Aces!"
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one ?
THOUGHTS TO PONDER
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.