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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MISTY. LOVE FRANK. MAY 4, 2007
RULES OF THE SOUTH
6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
NOTES ABOUT GEORGIA
6. It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy.
MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." "No, Joey, is that really what the teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEKEND:
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Posted by Bill Ricks of Soperton