Thursday, June 14, 2007

Only 45 minutes left to celebrate Flag Day

Recent Signs by the Sign Man:

FLAG DAY. JUNE 14.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARSHA LANIER.

SOUTHERN SISTERS. HWY 221 NORTH. FRIDAY NITE IS SEAFOOD NITE.

COME SEE THE GREEN FISH BAIT. THEY GLOW IN THE WATER. CROW-MART.

RULES OF THE SOUTH
We don't do "hurry up" well.

NORTH & SOUTH
In the South: Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....do not buy food at this store.

NOTES ABOUT GEORGIA
You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

ATLANTA
Atlanta is the home of Coca-Cola. Coke's all they drink there so don't ask for any other soft drink unless it's made by Coca-Cola. Even if you want something other than a Coca-Cola, it's still called Coke.

CHURCH SMILES
"Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet."

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

REMEMBER WHEN
Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?

REARRANGED LETTERS
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

Posted by Bill Ricks of Soperton

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