Signs from the Sign Man:

FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL JUNE 11.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH MEELER ON THURSDAY 5-31. WE LOVE YOU! YOUR FAMILY.

DONATIONS TO THE STEVEN GRINSTED FUND CAN BE MADE AT THE BANK OF SOPERTON. THANKS.

BUY FISH BAIT AT CROW-MAART. GET A FREE BUCKET OF WATER TO FISH IN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROLYN BUSH. JAMES HOW DO YOU STAND IT.

CHECK OUT THE SIDEWALK GALLERY. U COULD BE IN IT. AND THE RICKS BLOG.

CYNTHIA REESE AUTOGRAPHED BOOKS ONLY AT SOPERTON PHARMACY.

IN MEMORY OF ED SHIVERS, JOHN HENRY SHIVERS, AND BUDDY SHIVERS.
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RULES OF THE SOUTH
Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.

NORTH & SOUTH
The North has green salads, The South has collard greens.
The North has lobsters, The South has crawfish.
The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt.

NOTES ABOUT GEORGIA
Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you."
DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"

ATLANTA
Peachtree Street has no beginning and no end and is not to be confused with:
Peachtree Circle
Peachtree Place
Peachtree Lane
Peachtree Road
Peachtree Parkway
Peachtree Run
Peachtree Terrace
Peachtree Avenue
Peachtree Commons
Peachtree Battle
Peachtree Corners
New Peachtree
Old Peachtree
West Peachtree
Peachtree-Dunwoody
Peachtree-Chamblee
Peachtree Industrial Boulevard

CHURCH SMILES
Sunday after church a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared; you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stopped by for tea and Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. He said, "Don't be afraid; thy comforter is coming."

UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

THOUGHTS TO PONDER
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes awhole box to start a campfire?

Posted by Bill Ricks of Soperton